LIFE • LOVE • BAD DECISIONS

Life is complicated.
The truth usually isn't.

Tell me what happened. I’ll point out the obvious part you’re somehow missing.

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YOU

My girlfriend says she "needs space." What does that actually mean?

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It means she wants space.

I know. Groundbreaking.

The better question is why she wants it—and whether you already know the answer.

What happened right before she said it?

PICK YOUR PROBLEM

What's going on?

Skip the polished version. Pick what’s actually screwing with your head.

Dating & Relationships

Mixed signals. Red flags. Bad decisions. Or maybe you already know the answer and don’t want to admit it.

Breakups & Heartbreak

They left. You left. It’s complicated. Either way, obsessing over every text isn’t getting you anywhere.

Work & Career

Bad boss. Dead-end job. Career crisis. Or maybe the problem isn’t your job—it’s what you’re doing about it.

HOW IT WORKS

You asked.

Don't expect sugarcoating.

No automatic validation. No telling you what you want to hear. Give me the situation and I’ll tell you what I think—even when you’re the problem.

01 - Tell me the whole story

Not just the version where you’re right. Give me the messy parts, the excuses, and the details your friends are tired of hearing.

02 - Get called on your bullshit

Bad relationship? I’ll say it. Terrible idea? You’ll know. And if the red flag is you, we’re not going to pretend it isn’t.

03 - Decide what happens next

Enough analyzing it to death. Push back, give me more context, ask the uncomfortable question—and decide what you’re actually going to do.

LET’S CLEAR SOMETHING UP

I’m not here to agree with you.

You don’t need another person nodding along while you explain why your terrible decision is actually very complicated.

Tell me what happened. I’ll listen, ask questions, and tell you what I think—even if you’re the problem.

HERE'S THE DEAL

A second opinion.
From someone who isn’t emotionally invested in your version of events.

An outside perspective.
Because things look different when you’re not standing in the middle of the mess.

Questions you've been avoiding.
If something doesn’t add up, I’m going to ask about it.

An answer that doesn’t automatically take your side.
Sometimes they’re wrong. Sometimes you’re wrong. We’ll figure out which one it is.

What you do get: A straight answer, an outside perspective, and someone willing to point out what you’re trying very hard not to see.

No judgment. No agenda. No bill.

Consider the reality check complimentary.

OKAY, ENOUGH READING.

What's your problem?

You’ve made it this far. Obviously something's going on. Spill it. Let's assume you're right and work backwards.

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